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"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter." »Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
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"Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter." »Lavina Christensen Fugal
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"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Never fall out with your bread and butter." »English Proverb
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"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." »Katherine Cebrian
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"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork." »English Proverb
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"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork" »Stanislaw Lec
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"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." »Hilary J. Bader, Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Episode 26, "Rules of Aquisition"
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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." »Charles M. Schulz
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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is." »Isaac Bashevis Singer
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"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood." »Buddha
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"Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb
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"I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere." »Marissa Mayer
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"The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again." »Edward Irving Koch
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"Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife." »Margaret Fuller
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it" »Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" »Steven Wright
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"Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all" »Betty Naomi Friedan
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown bags contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown bags and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility." »Charles Mathias, Jr.
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"Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall
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"John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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