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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." »Sam Levenson
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"My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin" »Bill Watterson
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done." »Harry Emerson Fosdick
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"Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life." »John Rogers
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"Death is much like an alarm clock
except there is never a snooze button
to give you just a moment more,
before you really have to wake." »Ronnie Rickner
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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