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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. – Leonard Brandwein
Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our nation suffers. – Albert Einstein
In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.) – George Will
Out walking my kidney disease. -Johnny The Walker – Johnny Wowk
The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease. – Thomas Edison
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. – Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century. – William Lyon Phelps
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease. – James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part. – Nathaniel Hawthorne
Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure. – Matrix, The
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life. – Thomas Mann
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. – Anonymous
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. – Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health or produce disease in yourself. – Adelle Davis
As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself. – Adelle Davis
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. – Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985
Blinded by self-conceit and knowing nothing, Like elephant infatuate with passion, I thought within myself, I all things knew; But when by slow degrees I somewhat learnt By aid of wise preceptors, my conceit, Like some disease, passed off; and now I live In the plain sense of what a fool I am. – Bhartrihari
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it. – Anonymous
Disease often comes with a smiling face. – Dejan Stojanovic
Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f*ing food chain. – Blade**
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends. – Aeschylus
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. – Ray Simard
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. – Emma Thompson, Vanity Fair
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Ignorance is a dangerous and dreadful disease. – Jacqueline Job

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