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"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all." »Romanian Proverb
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"What is play to the cat is death to the mouse." »Danish proverb
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"I love Mickey mouse more than any woman I've ever known." »Walt Disney
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications." »John Herro
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"The mouse , The KEYBOARD and The Monitor over the years came closer and closer and became a family known as LAPTOP" »Siddharth Astir
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"I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)" »Lizzy Gardiner
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"Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary
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