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"Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem." »Alan Mackay
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"If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"They say “Wine is Satan's falcon,”; apparently he uses it in hunting men!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind." »Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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"I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. 'Get down' yelled Uncle Lou. 'Don't move' screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle Like seeing your family Being with your friends A fishing trip A hunting trip A night's sleep" »Walter Frederick Mondale
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport." »Bill Watterson
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