| "The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe bob could. He was suddenly on top of the meteor---through some kind of space warp or something. 'Go, bob, go' yelled one of the generals. 'Give me that' said the big-guy general as he took the microphone away. 'Listen, bob,' he said. 'You've got to steer that meteor away from Earth.' 'Yes, but how' thought bob. Then he got an idea. Right next to him there was a steering wheel sticking out of the meteor." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with bob Dole." »Robert Joseph Bob Dole |
| "My brother bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised Dad he'd go straight." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The soul is the captain and ruler of the life of morals." »Sallust |
| "captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators" »Airplane |
| "My fate cannot be mastered it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul I am only its noisiest passenger." »Aldous Huxley |
| "If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is captain Termite." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Don't be afraid of the storms; be afraid of the ship and the captain! Forget about the outside factors, what matters is the internal power!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Then bob proposed 'A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us' Which all his family re-echoed. 'God bless us every one' said Tiny Tim, the last of all." »Charles Dickens |
| "Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit Hah What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing. you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit." »Godfather, The |
| "Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made |
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