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"For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack loved history so ... for Jack history was full of heroes." »Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
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"I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like 'Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me' or 'Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed' Man, quit being so cheap" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." »John Bay
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"If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature." »A.A. Milne
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"Cheap, people can be." »Tarkaoui Oussama
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"It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do." »Dolly Parton
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"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." »Lord Byron
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"No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap." »Thomas Jefferson
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"What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that gives everything its value." »Thomas Paine
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"In the Internet age, information is cheap. Education is expensive." »Med Jones
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"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. It is dearness only that gives everything its value." »Thomas Paine, "The American Crisis"
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"No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting." »Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
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"Work hard, live cheap, and save your money." »Edward C. Moroney, Jr.
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"In the Land of Romance, cheap candles are more valuable than ingots of gold." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have." »Harry S Truman
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"I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do." »Harry S Truman
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"History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap." »Ronald Reagan, Address to the Nation, Jan 16, 1984
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"My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter, than the gloom of despair." »Thomas Jefferson
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"If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF." »John Dingell
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"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly... it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as Freedom should not be highly rated." »Thomas Paine
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"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it ... I thought it would be me." »Robert Francis Kennedy
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"The greatest gift is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it distracts, it excites, it gives you knowledge of the world and experience of a wide kind. It is a moral illumination." »Elizabeth Hardwick
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"One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Life's simplest things are love, and kindly friends, Nature's sweet charm of earth and sea and sky gladness of soul that with right living blends -- home's dear content, so cheap that all may buy." »Ripley D. Saunders
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"The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting me to do big things. I will. My whole body and soul are to be thrown recklessly about the field. Every time the ball is snapped, I will be trying to do more than my part...Fight low, with your eyes open and toward the play. Watch out for crossbucks and reverse end runs. Be on your toes every minute if you expect to make good. Jack." »Jack Trice
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"When life seems chaotic, you don't need people giving you easy answers or cheap promises. There might not be any answers to your problems. What you need is a safe place where you can bounce with people who have taken some bad hops of their own." »Real Live Preacher
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