| "What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht |
| "Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese." »Billie Burke |
| "cheese - milk's leap toward immortality." »Clifton Fadiman |
| "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown |
| "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese" »Charles De Gaulle |
| "How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese" »Charles De Gaulle |
| "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "A poet's hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere." »W. H. Auden |
| "Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese 'gems' from burglars." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Cleo McDowell Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds." »Coming to America |
| "Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary |
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