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"A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" »Herbert Hoover
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"The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it." »Arnold Glasgow
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"Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday." »King Henry IV of France
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"Patience is when you don't eat your egg only to let it turn into a chicken and pay higher dividends" »Siddharth Astir
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"A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow." »Charles Krauthammer
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"The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns." »Ralph Nader
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"There can be no real fight between a tiger and a chicken; between the love and the man; between the strong and the weak!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Clever man is a chicken; it can fly, but a little. Genius, on the other hand, is a migratory bird; it can fly at high altitudes until He disappears on the horizon!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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