| "Show a leg or shake a leg." »Unknown |
| "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" »Herbert Hoover |
| "A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow." »Charles Krauthammer |
| "The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it." »Arnold Glasgow |
| "A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." »John Tudor |
| "Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday." »King Henry IV of France |
| "The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns." »Ralph Nader |
| "It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar." »Jerry Coleman |
| "You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg." »Hugh Elliott |
| "When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| "When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman |
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