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"As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate." »Sandra
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"The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . ." »Thomas Jefferson
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"What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead." »George Bernard Shaw
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"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold." »John Jay Chapman
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"Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode." »George
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"Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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