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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." »Sigmund Freud
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"I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." »Groucho Marx
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"I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." »Mark Twain
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"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." »Lynda Barry
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"If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You can't put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you've made some just need time to heal..." »Christina Montano
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"From this day forward until the end of the world...we in it shall be remembered...we band of brothers." »William Shakespeare, Henry V.
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"Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last." »Jack William Nicklaus
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"That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed." »Albert Eintein, World As I See It, 1934 - referring to the military system
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"I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band 'Be kind to one another.' This is the Golden Rule of Marriage and the secret of making love last through the years." »Randolph Ray
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"David I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright That tended to understate the hugeness of the object." »This Is Spinal Tap
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"Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." »This Is Spinal Tap
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"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. (to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band in Wales)" »Prince Phillip
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"As close as we are today, tomorrow when we come back from that battlefield, we will be as close as two men can possibly be, sharing a bond that can only be forged in the face of imminent disfigurement. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." »Jeff Melvoin
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"And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a place called the Stardust band Shell to share his part of the secret of heaven: that each affects the other and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." »Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
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