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"What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp." »Marjorie Holmes
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"He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching
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"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork." »English Proverb
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"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork" »Stanislaw Lec
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"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." »Hilary J. Bader, Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Episode 26, "Rules of Aquisition"
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"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood." »Buddha
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"There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is." »Isaac Bashevis Singer
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"I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere." »Marissa Mayer
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"The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again." »Edward Irving Koch
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"Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife." »Margaret Fuller
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall
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"John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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