| "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty." »Cecil Baxter |
| "I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed." »Frank Deford |
| "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." »George Burns |
| "You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »Sir Walter Besant |
| "Objects as they exist in time the clean eye and camera give us. Not falsified by seeing." »Jim Morrison |
| "Never cut what you can untie." »Jeseph Joubert |
| "In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is to strip language clean, to lay it bare down to the bone." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters." »Nora Ephron |
| "If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible." »Bernard Mannes Baruch |
| "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." »Lillian Hellman |
| "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was just a lucky swing." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head." »Caligula |
| "That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." »Dorothy Parker |
| "Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday." »John Wayne |
| "Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle." »James Russell Lowell |
| "Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean." »John Muir |
| "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." »Mel Brooks |
| "Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men are destroyed, it is not easy to get them again." »Pericles |
| "Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "What does education often do It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." »Cree Indian Prophecy |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
