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"The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo." »Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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"When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities." »Tom Robbins
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"The every-day cares and duties which men call drudgery are the weights and counterpoises of the clock of Time, giving its pendulum a true vibration, and its hands a regular motion; and when they cease to hang upon the wheels, the pendulum no longer sways, the hands no longer move, the clock stands still." »Longfellow
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"Live.....Laugh.....golf" »Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
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"It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do." »Unknown
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"Ah! the clock is always slow;
It is later than you think." »Robert Service, Ballads of a Bohemian (1921)
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"Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day." »Polish Proverb
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"Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think." »Robert Service
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"golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." »Jimmy Demaret
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"They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it." »Alice Cooper, BBC6 Radio, The Bruce Dickinson show
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"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." »Jean-Paul Sartre
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"Even a stopped clock is right two times a day." »Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it." »Golda Meir
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"Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other..." »David Helyar
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"golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life." »Charles Rosin
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"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles." »G.K. Chesterton
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"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf." »Will Rogers
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"golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart." »Arnold Daly
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"Dont sit like a rock,work like a clock." »vani
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"You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again." »Bonnie Prudden
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"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers
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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron
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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." »Bob Hope
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock." »Pablo Picasso
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"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf." »H.L. Mencken
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"It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it." »Bobby Jones
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"golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood." »Samuel Johnson
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"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." »H. L. Mencken
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