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"I'd come out of the closet but the skeletons would get lonely." »Aaron J. Munzer
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"Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything." »Paris Hilton
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"To dare to live alone is the rarest courage since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet." »Charles Caleb Colton
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"I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would sit in a closet a lot of the time and not come out, or I would sit up on top of my desk, or under my desk, or do weird things like get my wisdom teeth out and bleed all over the hallways." »Tim Burton, Burton On Burton
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"I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied-up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet." »Lord Chesterfield
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"The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in the closet." »Phillip Earl Stanhope
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