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"If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." »Jay Leno
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"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone." »E.M. Cioran
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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." »Zenna Schaffer
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"Big fish eats small fish; oceans need revolution! Big man beats little man; world needs revolution! Big galaxies swallow little galaxies; universe needs revolution! Anything which is not ethical needs a strong revolution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"For ocean, whale is a small fish; for wise man, small fish is an ocean! Sun, hides in the candle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Let us not overstrain our abilities, or we shall do nothing with grace. A clown, whatever he may do, will never pass for a gentleman." »La Fontaine
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"The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They're just like dead fish washing up on the shores." »Steve Jobs
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"A God who is trying to convince people that He is a God is not a God! He is just a clown disguised as a God! No supreme power can be in need of convincing men!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." »Jim Morrison
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"You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish." »Thai Proverb
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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb
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"Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after." »Henry David Thoreau, ?
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"Two people kissing always look like fish." »Andy Warhol
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"A very ancient and fish-like smell." »William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem
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"They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the clown." »Carl Sagan
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"If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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