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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need in his life for the college the task is to help him become a self-educating man." »C. Wright Mills
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"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college." »Bill Vaughan
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"Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't." »L. L. Henderson
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement. There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for planning. No time for future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future, and so they spent more time thinking about it. About the future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future --you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college." »John Green
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"college isn't the place to go for ideas." »Helen Keller
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"Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out." »Mark Twain
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"A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it." »Author Unknown
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"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library." »Frank Zappa
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"Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a college Education." »Mark Twain
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"'Whom are you' he asked, for he had attended business college." »George Ade
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"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education." »Theodore Roosevelt
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"The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the next few years that students are going to put up with almost anything, even an education." »Barnaby C. Keeney
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"At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel." »Leon Botstein
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"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students." »John Anthony Ciardi
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"Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college." »Tom Masson
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"Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth." »Elbert Hubbard
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me." »Barnaby C. Keeney
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"It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts." »Millard Fuller
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." »Woody Allen, Annie Hall
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard--you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!" »Calvin Coolidge or Woodrow Wilson
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