| "Every communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong |
| "The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan |
| "How do you tell a communist Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken |
| "If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman |
| "Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made |
| "Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." »Mao Tse Tung |
| "I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie." »Walker Best |
| "Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers |
| "There are many people in the world who really don't understand-or say they don't-what is the great issue between the free world and the communist world. ... Let them come to Berlin" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by terror and force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the communist flag. All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded to the individual." »Albert Einstein |
| "First they came for the communists but I was not a communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me." »Martin Niemller |
| "Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton |
| "Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman |
| "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." »Will Rogers |
| "In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up." »Martin Niemller |
| "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat" »Will Rogers |
| "It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain |
| "A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." »Jim Samuels |
| "How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses" »Charles De Gaulle |
| "To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute." »Aristotle |
| "Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes." »Daniel Defoe |
| "When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best." »Will Rogers |
| "A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged he wants to be healed because he has been hurt." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled." »J Danforth Quayle |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
