| "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." »Joseph Weizenbaum |
| "Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address." »Anonymous |
| "Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." »Lane Olinghouse |
| "A leader without vision is a stamped letter without address; it can never reach its destination." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "If we deny the thirst of love, we stand to lose the last known address of the stranger whithin us." »Sorin Cerin |
| "A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67." »Norman R. Augustine |
| "The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words." »David McIntosh |
| "The computer is a moron." »Peter Drucker |
| "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." »Ken Olson |
| "To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so." »Robert Orben |
| "Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked." »Jeff Pesis |
| "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." »Ken Olsen |
| "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." »Anonymous |
| "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak |
| "As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to ... the American people Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible. (On the Vietnam War)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." »E. W. Dijkstra |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." »Farmers' Almanac |
| "Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users" »Clifford Stoll |
| "The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor." »Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun |
| "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." »Joe Martin |
| "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little." »Porterfield |
| "One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." »Unknown |
| "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." »Nathaniel Borenstein |
| "A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages." »Anonymous |
| "The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." »Bill Gates |
| "Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign" »Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| "If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." »Isaac Asimov |
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