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"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs." »Joseph Weizenbaum
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"Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus, but from being untouchable." »Amanda Heggs
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"pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology: Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department." »Jeff Meyer
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"Love is like a virus, easy to get infected and difficult to clean up" »Racinganti
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"Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain." »Blade
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"IMac is next year's computer for $1,299, not last year's computer for $999." »Steve Jobs
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"The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the AIDS virus is the perfect metaphor for it. The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally, culturally, politically, spiritually and physically." »Barbra Streisand
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"We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of programming itself as a human activity. Executives with the tiniest smattering of knowledge assume that anyone can write a program, and only now are programmers beginning to win their battle for recognition as true professionals. Not just anyone, with any background, or any training, can do a fine job of programming. Programmers know this, but then why is it that they think that anyone picked off the street can do documentation? One has only to spend an hour looking at papers written by graduate students to realize the extent to which the ability to communicate is not universally held. And so, when we speak about computer program documentation, we are not speaking about the psychology of computer programming at all - except insofar as programmers have the illusion that anyone can do a good job of documentation, provided he is not smart enough to be a programmer." »Gerald Weinberg, "The Psychology of Computer Programming"
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"The computer is a moron." »Peter Drucker
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"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so." »Robert Orben
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"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." »Ken Olson
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"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." »Weisert
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"Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked." »Jeff Pesis
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"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." »Ken Olsen
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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." »Anonymous
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"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home." »Ken Olsen, CEO DEC 1977
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"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak
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"computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." »E. W. Dijkstra
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"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor." »Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun
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"Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign" »Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." »Farmers' Almanac
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"Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous
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"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" »Clifford Stoll
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"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users" »Clifford Stoll
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"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." »Joe Martin
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"One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little." »Porterfield
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"Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." »Matrix, The
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"The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma." »Larry Wall
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"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it." »Unknown
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