| "Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly." »U. Peter |
| "Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation." »Edward R. Murrow |
| "We have, I fear, confused power with greatness." »Stewart L. Udall |
| "A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." »Unknown |
| "Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you." »Roger |
| "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." »George |
| "A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than ever." »Henry Waldorf Francis |
| "Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus |
| "The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is as confused as the notion that the keystone need be stronger than the coping stone." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion." »Chuang-tzu |
| "A university anywhere can aim no higher than to be as British as possible for the sake of the undergraduates, as German as possible for the sake of the public at large-and as confused as possible for the preservation of the whole uneasy balance." »Clark Kerr |
| "Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relationship with his mother. Source of his life, center of his universe, object of both his fear and his love." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Nurture an appetite for being puzzled, for being confused, indeed for being openly stupid, and that - despite what you may think - is very difficult...We all know the cliche' that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. It is also true that a lot of knowledge can be a dangerous thing as well...use your ignorance as well as your knowledge for creative means." »Lee C. Bollinger |
| "Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not" »Old School |
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