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"Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it." »Sidney Madwed
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"The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come." »Lee Iacocca
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." »Will Rogers
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"Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees." »J. J. Fumas
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"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." »Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quote from Eragon
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"Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone." »Wendy Wasserstein
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"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee." »Phyllis Diller
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." »Ingrid Bergman
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"Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked." »Niccolo Machiavelli
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"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love" »Albert Einstein
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"A technique succeeds in mathematical physics, not by a clever trick, or a happy accident, but because it expresses some aspect of a physical truth." »O.G. Sutton
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"There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice." »Jay Leno
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"If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our species." »Desmond Morris
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"Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else." »Thomas Peters
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"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now." »Raymond Smullyan
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"Not everyone will lead - Not everyone will follow - The trick is to find leaders who will also follow & followers who will also lead." »Chase LeBlanc
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"Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A knave would rather quarrel with a brother knave than with a fool, but he would rather avoid a quarrel with one honest man than with both. He can combat a fool by management and address, and he can conquer a knave by temptations. But the honest man is neither to be bamboozled nor bribed." »C. C. Colton
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