| "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu |
| "You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients." »Julia Child |
| "Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It's funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event. A miracle is something that defies nature. Only, childbirth has got to be the most natural thing in the world. Top three anyway. But, on the other hand, when you think about it, there's really no other word that fits. Sperm. Egg. A coincidental meshing of genetic information that will grow something that could write an opera or cook up some Napalm. It blows my mind." »Barbara Hall |
| "A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'" »Alan Marshall Beck |
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