| "Time, the greatest enemy of man, is an addict who smokes the cigarette of life and uses God's soil as an ashtray." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "God gives the nuts but he does not crack them." »German proverb |
| "Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh" »Aristophanes |
| "A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was." »Joseph Hall |
| "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh |
| "She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell." »Marita Bonner |
| "Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before." »Jacob August Riis |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
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