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"charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. charlie I have no problem with that" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living." »Eric Hoffer
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"Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping." »Jonathan Swift, Miscellanies, 1711
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"Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping." »Jonathan Swift
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"And charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after." »David Seltzer
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"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes." »Oscar Wilde
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"Guilt upon the conscience, like rust upon iron, both defiles and consumes it, gnawing and creeping into it, as that does which at last eats out the very heart and substance of the metal." »South
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"Harriet Do you actually like haggis charlie No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"There's a little vanity chair that charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed-the four-poster-I'll be needing that to die in." »Helen Hayes
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"charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F-You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"I am done with great things and big plans, great institutions and big success. I am for those tiny, invisible loving human forces that work from individual to individual, creeping through the crannies of the world like so many rootlets, or like the capil" »William James
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"charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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