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"I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date you could just drop them off at any corner." »Tom Zegan
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"Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material blessings." »Jimmy Carter
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"We live in a time of transition, an uneasy era which is likely to endure for the rest of this century. During the period we may be tempted to abandon some of the time-honored principles and commitments which have been proven during the difficult times of past generations. We must never yield to this temptation. Our American values are not luxuries, but necessities - not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself." »Jimmy Carter
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"Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter." »Lavina Christensen Fugal
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"There is no such thing, at this date of the world's history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it. There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes." »John Swinton
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"It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date." »George Bernard Shaw
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"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." »Garry Shandling
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"Never date a woman you can hear ticking." »Mark Patinkin
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"Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date." »Unknown
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"If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor point every man is a condemned criminal, only he does not know the date of his execution. This is unpleasant for every man. Consequently every man does everything possible to postpone the date, and would sacrifice anything that he has if he could reverse the sentence. Practically all religions and all philosophies have started thus crudely, by promising their adherents some such reward as immortality. No religion has failed hitherto by not promising enough the present breaking up of all religions is due to the fact that people have asked to see the securities. Men have even renounced the important material advantages which a well-organized religion may confer upon a State, rather than acquiesce in fraud or falsehood, or even in any system which, if not proved guilty, is at least unable to demonstrate its innocence. Being more or less bankrupt, the best thing that we can do is to attack the problem afresh without preconceived ideas. Let us begin by doubting every statement. Let us find a way of subjecting every statement to the test of experiment. Is there any truth at all in the claims of various religions Let us examine the question." »Aleister Crowley
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"On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall
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"The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread." »Portuguese Proverb
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"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." »Katherine Cebrian
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"Whose bread I eat his song I sing." »German proverb
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"Hope is the poor man's bread." »George Herbert
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"Never fall out with your bread and butter." »English Proverb
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"The sky is the daily bread of the eyes." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges, vellum and morocco, all the presentation copies to all the libraries will not preserve a book in circulation beyond its intrinsic date." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"God gave teeth He will give bread." »Lithuanian Proverb
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"If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen." »Sam James Ervin, Jr.
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"Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses." »Juvenal
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"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." »Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
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"If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat." »Proverbs Bible
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"We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread." »Clive Staples Lewis
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