| "One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon |
| "Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus." »Jerry Coleman |
| "If this universe is the House of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." »Laura Swenson |
| "We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| "He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand." »Constance Naden |
| "A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." »Mark |
| "If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck I pray you excuse me. I have no time to listen to such nonsense." »Napoleon I |
| "Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen |
| "Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye in vain is seekingSome green leaf to rest uponWhat would not I give to wanderWhere my old companions dwellAbsence makes the heart grow fonder,Isle of Beauty, fare thee well" »John Milton |
| "If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Home is where the house is." »Child Age 6 |
| "Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house." »Jewish Proverb |
| "If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it." »Danish proverb |
| "A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest." »William Feather |
| "He hath eaten me out of house and home." »William Shakespeare |
| "What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on" »Henry David Thoreau |
| "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." »George |
| "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "The road to a friend's house is never long." »Danish proverb |
| "A good laugh is sunshine in a house." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
