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"Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer." »J. Jacques, Something Positive Comic, 08-22-05
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind." »Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin
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