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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." »Robert Fulghum
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"Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer." »J. Jacques, Something Positive Comic, 08-22-05
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind." »Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The grass is always greener where you water it." »Unknown
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself." »Zen Proverb
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"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb
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"When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers." »African Proverb
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"Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Once you get to the other side of the fence you realize that grass is just ichie." »Jamie Rae
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"Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows." »Victor Hugo
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"If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow." »Kahlil Gibran
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"A people without history is like wind on the buffalo grass. Sioux" »American Indian Proverb
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""My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn."" »Tom Zegan
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"If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life." »Cher
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"You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin
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"In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak." »James Russell Lowell
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"It's just a job. grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up." »Muhammad Ali
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"Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass." »Rupert Brooke
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"To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes." »Thomas Carlyle
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"Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun." »Ruth Westheimer
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"Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing a better house" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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