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"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." »Prince Otto
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"Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter." »African Proverb
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"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth." »Marie Curie
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"For what were all these country patriots born To hunt, and vote, and raise the price of corn" »George Gordon Byron
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"Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer." »J. Jacques, Something Positive Comic, 08-22-05
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind." »Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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"But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell." »Charles E. Wilson
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"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A deer that knows all the hunting techniques of a lion will never fall prey to a lion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Their element is to attack, to track, to hunt, and to destroy the enemy. Only in this way can the eager and skillful fighter pilot display his ability. Tie him to a narrow and confined task, rob him of his initiative, and you take away from him the best and most valuable qualities he posses: aggressive spirit, joy of action, and the passion of the hunter." »LtGen Adolf Galland, Luftwaffe
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"You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin
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