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"I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would sit in a closet a lot of the time and not come out, or I would sit up on top of my desk, or under my desk, or do weird things like get my wisdom teeth out and bleed all over the hallways." »Tim Burton, Burton On Burton
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk" »Laurence J. Peter
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"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign" »Albert Einstein
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"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?" »Albert Einstein.
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" »Laurence J. Peter
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"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?" »Author Unknown
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"This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world." »John le Carre
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"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route." »Malcolm Forbes
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"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference." »Fred Allen
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something that is already clear in my mind. If it were clear in my mind, I should have no incentive or need to write about it. We do not write in order to be understood; we write in order to understand." »Robert Cecil Day Lewis
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"Most of us think ourselves as standing wearily and helplessly at the center of a circle bristling with tasks, burdens, problems, annoyance, and responsibilities which are rushing in upon us. At every moment we have a dozen different things to do, a dozen problems to solve, a dozen strains to endure. We see ourselves as overdriven, overburdened, overtired. This is a common mental picture and it is totally false. No one of us, however crowded his life, has such an existence. What is the true picture of your life? Imagine that there is an hour glass on your desk. Connecting the bowl at the top with the bowl at the bottom is a tube so thin that only one grain of sand can pass through it at a time. That is the true picture of your life, even on a super busy day, The crowded hours come to you always one moment at a time. That is the only way they can come. The day may bring many tasks, many problems, strains, but invariably they come in single file. You want to gain emotional poise? Remember the hourglass, the grains of sand dropping one by one." »James Gordon Gilkey
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