| "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk" »Laurence J. Peter |
| "If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign" »Albert Einstein |
| "This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world." »John le Carre |
| "If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route." »Malcolm Forbes |
| "Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |