| "If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign" »Albert Einstein |
| "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk" »Laurence J. Peter |
| "This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world." »John le Carre |
| "The word impossible is not in my dictionary." »Napoleon Bonaparte |
| "If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know" »Steven Wright |
| "The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary." »Vidal Sassoon |
| "The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work." »Vince Lombardi |
| "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." »Donald Kendall |
| "If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route." »Malcolm Forbes |
| "Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary." »Sarah Ban Breathnach |
| "A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise." »John Henry Cardinal Newman |
| "In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I didn't leave any stone unturned." »B. J. Gupta |
| "The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop." »Edwin Conklin |
| "Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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