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"I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would sit in a closet a lot of the time and not come out, or I would sit up on top of my desk, or under my desk, or do weird things like get my wisdom teeth out and bleed all over the hallways." »Tim Burton, Burton On Burton
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"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?" »Albert Einstein.
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"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign" »Albert Einstein
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk" »Laurence J. Peter
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" »Laurence J. Peter
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"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?" »Author Unknown
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"This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from which he cannot resign." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world." »John le Carre
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"I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself." »Loretta Lockhorn
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"Communism is like one big phone company." »Lenny Bruce
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"All phone calls are obscene." »Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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"If the phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" »Jimmy Buffett
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"I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone." »Barry Goldwater
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know." »Garry Shandling
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"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route." »Malcolm Forbes
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"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference." »Fred Allen
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone" »James Grover Thurber
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" »James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
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"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone." »Woody Allen
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"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"I'm very curious to know what the hell they're saying on the phone, but I'd be more worried if they weren't talking." »Kingman Brewster, Jr.
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." »Fran Lebowitz
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth." »Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator
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"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." »Pam Brown
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"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting" »Stephen Levine
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"She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider
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"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances." »Jay Leno
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"I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity Card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police." »Janina Atkins
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