| "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." »Mark Twain |
| "Don't worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your mind." »Milton Garland |
| "Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them." »John Henry Cardinal Newman |
| "The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that they will not distort their lips with the hissing and unmusical dialects of men, but speak their own, whether there be any who understand it or not." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic." »Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky |
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