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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." »Jay Leno
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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." »Zenna Schaffer
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?"
"Only the village druggist," was the answer.
"And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?" asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman.
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."" »Author Unknown
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"Big fish eats small fish; oceans need revolution! Big man beats little man; world needs revolution! Big galaxies swallow little galaxies; universe needs revolution! Anything which is not ethical needs a strong revolution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"For ocean, whale is a small fish; for wise man, small fish is an ocean! Sun, hides in the candle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They're just like dead fish washing up on the shores." »Steve Jobs
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"At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish." »Thai Proverb
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"Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb
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"God heals, and the doctor takes the fee." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb
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"The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain
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"A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor." »Scottish Proverb
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"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck
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"Walking twenty miles a day keeps the Witch Doctor away." »Johnny Wowk
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"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." »Will Rogers
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." »Ronnie Shakes
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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." »Orson Welles
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"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." »Jimmy Stewart
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"One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." »Alice Jones
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"Freedom is the only real doctor of the sick slaves; and a good conscience, of the ill masters!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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