| "If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu |
| "If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb |
| "The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb |
| "The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain |
| "Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck |
| "God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." »Will Rogers |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." »Orson Welles |
| "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." »Ronnie Shakes |
| "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." »Isaac Asimov |
| "You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger |
| "Fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem |
| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." »Alice James |
| "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm |
| "If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish." »John Ruskin |
| "Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid |
| "Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." »Jimmy Stewart |
| "In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb |
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