| "I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything." »Laurence Sterne |
| "Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo." »Don Marquis |
| "The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature, by the hand of the divinity itself and can never be erased." »Alexander Hamilton |
| "Miracles You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world..." »Hugh Elliott |
| "I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan |
| "America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore |
| "Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused |
| "Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar." »Edward H. Harriman |
| "Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett |
| "A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan |
| "Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest |
| "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." »Albert Einstein |
| "Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore |
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