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Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me – Billy Madison
Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. – William Shakespeare
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. – Mark Twain, "A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling"
I've seen too much hate to want to hate, myself, and every time I see it, I say to myself, hate is too great a burden to bear. Somehow we must be able to stand up against our most bitter opponents and say:”We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. Do to us what you will and we will still love you.... But be assured that we'll wear you down by our capacity to suffer, and one day we will win our freedom. We will not only win freedom for ourselves; we will appeal to your heart and conscience that we will win you in the process, and our victory will be a double victory. – Martin Luther King Jr., A Christmas Sermon for Peace on Dec 24, 1967
If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles. – Ben Franklin
Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... – Old School
Would you like me to give you a formula for...success It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure... You're thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn't at all... You can be discouraged by failure--or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember that's where you'll find success. On the far side. – Thomas John Watson, Sr.
The lazy man always does twice the work. (El bago siempre pasa double trabajo) – Spanish Proverb
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. – Kin Hubbard
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy. – Publilius Syrus
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. – Thomas Fuller
Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts from the past. Be certain of the postage and double check what class. – Unknown
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. – William Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act 4 scene 1
Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled. – Wu Ting-Fang
Envy is a vice that would pose a man to tell what it should be liked for. Other vices we assume for that we falsely suppose they bring us either pleasure, profit, or honour. But in envy who is it can find any of these? Instead of pleasure, we vex and gall ourselves. Like cankered brass, it only eats itself, nay, discolours and renders it noisome. When some one told Agis that those of his neighbour?s family did envy him, ?Why, then,? says he, ?they have a double vexation?one, with their own evil, the other, at my prosperity.? – Feltham
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning. – Rosenstock-Huessy
Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy. – Honduran Proverb
Happiness in nature is a double happiness; sorrow in nature is a half sorrow! – Mehmet Murat ildan
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If the children already born each have only two children themselves ... in twenty-seven to thirty-five years the population of the world will double. – Robert H Bork
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate. – Thomas John Watson, Sr.
In a relationship both the U's(W,Double U) need to flip from ME to make a WE – Siddharth Astir
It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. – Jean de La Fontaine
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double. – Jerry Coleman
Life is a double-faced creature; one face is tragedy, the other one is comedy. We have no way but to face the first face with dignity! – Mehmet Murat ildan

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