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"I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date you could just drop them off at any corner." »Tom Zegan
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"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble." »William Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act 4 scene 1
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"Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and cauldron bubble." »William Shakespeare
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"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." »Garry Shandling
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"It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Never date a woman you can hear ticking." »Mark Patinkin
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"Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date." »Unknown
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"If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams
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"Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor point every man is a condemned criminal, only he does not know the date of his execution. This is unpleasant for every man. Consequently every man does everything possible to postpone the date, and would sacrifice anything that he has if he could reverse the sentence. Practically all religions and all philosophies have started thus crudely, by promising their adherents some such reward as immortality. No religion has failed hitherto by not promising enough the present breaking up of all religions is due to the fact that people have asked to see the securities. Men have even renounced the important material advantages which a well-organized religion may confer upon a State, rather than acquiesce in fraud or falsehood, or even in any system which, if not proved guilty, is at least unable to demonstrate its innocence. Being more or less bankrupt, the best thing that we can do is to attack the problem afresh without preconceived ideas. Let us begin by doubting every statement. Let us find a way of subjecting every statement to the test of experiment. Is there any truth at all in the claims of various religions Let us examine the question." »Aleister Crowley
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"On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall
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"The way to succeed is to double your error rate." »Thomas John Watson, Sr.
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"Whatever we possess becomes of double value When we have the opportunity of sharing it with others." »Bouilly
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"In a relationship both the U's(W,Double U) need to flip from ME to make a WE" »Siddharth Astir
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"It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver." »Jean de La Fontaine
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"Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double." »Jerry Coleman
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"If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles." »Ben Franklin
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"Trent I'm telling you baby, you always double down on 11." »Swingers
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"Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges, vellum and morocco, all the presentation copies to all the libraries will not preserve a book in circulation beyond its intrinsic date." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present." »Thomas Fuller
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"A gift in season is a double favor to the needy." »Publilius Syrus
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket." »Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard
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"Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double." »Jerry Coleman
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." »Kin Hubbard
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket." »Frank McKinney Hubbard
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"If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen." »Sam James Ervin, Jr.
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