| "Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and cauldron bubble." »William Shakespeare |
| "It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "I have such poor vision I can date anybody." »Garry Shandling |
| "If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams |
| "On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall |
| "Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor point every man is a condemned criminal, only he does not know the date of his execution. This is unpleasant for every man. Consequently every man does everything possible to postpone the date, and would sacrifice anything that he has if he could reverse the sentence. Practically all religions and all philosophies have started thus crudely, by promising their adherents some such reward as immortality. No religion has failed hitherto by not promising enough the present breaking up of all religions is due to the fact that people have asked to see the securities. Men have even renounced the important material advantages which a well-organized religion may confer upon a State, rather than acquiesce in fraud or falsehood, or even in any system which, if not proved guilty, is at least unable to demonstrate its innocence. Being more or less bankrupt, the best thing that we can do is to attack the problem afresh without preconceived ideas. Let us begin by doubting every statement. Let us find a way of subjecting every statement to the test of experiment. Is there any truth at all in the claims of various religions Let us examine the question." »Aleister Crowley |
| "Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges, vellum and morocco, all the presentation copies to all the libraries will not preserve a book in circulation beyond its intrinsic date." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "The way to succeed is to double your error rate." »Thomas John Watson, Sr. |
| "It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver." »Jean de La Fontaine |
| "Whatever we possess becomes of double value When we have the opportunity of sharing it with others." »Bouilly |
| "If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen." »Sam James Ervin, Jr. |
| "Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double." »Jerry Coleman |
| "In a relationship both the U's(W,Double U) need to flip from ME to make a WE" »Siddharth Astir |
| "A gift in season is a double favor to the needy." »Publilius Syrus |
| "Trent I'm telling you baby, you always double down on 11." »Swingers |
| "A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present." »Thomas Fuller |
| "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." »Kin Hubbard |
| "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket." »Frank McKinney Hubbard |
| "That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." »Franklin D. Roosevelt |
| "Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled." »Wu Ting-Fang |
| "Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret." »Diane Ackerman |
| "Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts from the past. Be certain of the postage and double check what class." »Unknown |
| "The double law of attraction and radiation or of sympathy and antipathy, of fixedness and movement, which is the principle of Creation, and the perpetual cause of life." »Albert Pike |
| "The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "If the children already born each have only two children themselves ... in twenty-seven to thirty-five years the population of the world will double." »Robert H Bork |
| "If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate." »Thomas John Watson, Sr. |
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