| "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." »Oscar Wilde |
| "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." »Henny Youngman |
| "Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." »Dave Barry |
| "It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care." »F Scott |
| "Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems" »Abraham Lincoln |
| "If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." »Thamas De Quincey |
| "drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." »Robert Benchley |
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