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"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another." »George Bernard Shaw
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"As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend." »Proverbs 2717 Bible
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"You are what your deep driving desire is As your deep driving desire is, so is your will As your will is so is your deed As your deed is so is your destiny." »Maitri Upanishads
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"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving." »David Letterman
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"Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on." »Budd Schulberg
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"It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way." »E. L. Doctorow
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"Make the iron hot by striking it." »Oliver Cromwell
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"You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus
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"We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure." »John Dryden
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"Each of us should do something every day That we do not want to do But we know we should do, To strengthen our backbone And put iron in our soul." »Henry Hitt Crane
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"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? (to a driving instructor in Scotland)" »Prince Phillip
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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906" »Mark Twain
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"Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron." »Josef Stalin
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"Battles are won by iron hearts in wooden ships." »Ernst Jünger, In Stahlgewittern (The Storm of Steel)
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect." »Leonardo DaVinci
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"Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you want to be shot down by the Arrows of Eros, you should get rid of the iron shield called Logic!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Hammer the iron that lies on your anvil instead of daydreaming about working silver." »Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
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"Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage." »Richard Lovelace, To Althea from Prison
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"Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror." »Herb Brody
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"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent." »Winston Churchill
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"Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"Certain people in the United States are driving nails into this structure of our relationship, then cutting off the heads. So the Soviets must use their teeth to pull them out." »Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
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".....if you're driving down the highway in the middle of the night and you see a sign that says Bridge Out, pray for some intellectual understanding of that message, or you're going to have an experience you'll never forget" »Dag Hammarskjld
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"Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost every Englishman thinks he can do well without instruction. The results are of course usually abominable." »Tom Margerison, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string." »Spike Milligan, The Goons
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