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"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"But I'm not so think as you drunk I am." »Sir J.C. Squire, Ballade of Soporific Absorption
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"Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk." »Plato
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"No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it." »Hannah More, 1775
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"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication." »Lord Byron, Don Juan
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"The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk." »Alben William Barkley
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"dbeing drunk is awsome, until you feel everything again." »mike levie
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"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one." »Hannah Moore
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"Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination." »Sir Winston Churchill
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." »Ernest Hemingway
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"With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough." »Chinese Proverb
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"You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart." »Horace
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." »Ernest Hemingway
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"Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later." »Made
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"An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." »Charles Darwin
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"You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office." »Joe Moore
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""I see that the house lights are still on. Let us not deprive the neighbours any longer of the chance to deplore how drunk I am."
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"A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober." »G. K. Chesterton
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""My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."" »G. K. Chesterton
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"All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark cafe." »Joni Mitchell, song-The Last Time I Saw Richard
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"Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine." »Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
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"The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,' and it must be so." »Native American
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"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptable. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted." »Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Missionaria Protectiva
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"A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender." »Jim Bishop
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"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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