| "What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk." »Alben William Barkley |
| "With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart." »Horace |
| "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later." »Made |
| "You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office." »Joe Moore |
| "A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine." »Emily Elizabeth Dickinson |
| "The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,' and it must be so." »Native American |
| "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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