"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?"
"Only the village druggist," was the answer.
"And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?" asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman.
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."" »Author Unknown
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"If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat." »Robert Frost
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"If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it's a murder. If 50,000 people are murdered in the east, it is a question." »Victor Hugo
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"To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." »George Orwell
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"A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon follow." »Saudi Proverb
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"We are capable of destroying America and breaking its nose." »Muammar Qaddafi
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"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." »Herbert Spencer
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"That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it." »Jerry Coleman
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"A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose." »Mark Twain
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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." »Max L. Forman
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"Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose." »Friedrich Nietzsche
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"A perfect leader is like the nose..... Always leads from the front however knows when to let others take charge" »Siddharth Astir
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"Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails." »H. L. Mencken
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"Though the rich man's dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must often be content to dine though his nose." »Edwin L. Arnold
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"Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business." »Bennett Alfred Cerf
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"Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one the power or the desire to do this, and the other that. Each bird must sing with his own throat." »Henrik Ibsen
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"How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by the spectral throat" »Joseph Conrad
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"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot." »Leone Levi
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"Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb
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"A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat." »Katharine Whitehorn
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"It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to know in what direction to point that organ." »Wystan Hugh Auden
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"I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life." »Anthony Perkins
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"God heals, and the doctor takes the fee." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain
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