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"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with eggs during a walkabout on New Zealand visit)" »Elizabeth II
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"Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket." »Mark Twain
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"If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself." »Haitian Proverb
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"Love and eggs are best when they are fresh." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette." »Sir Robert Anthony Eden
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"I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now." »Lamar Alexander
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"One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked"" »Tom Zegan
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"It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of the golden eggs. In the 1980's and 1990's we must focus on the health of the goose." »Paul Tsongas
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"Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Hypocrisy will serve as well To propagate a church as zeal; As persecution and promotion Do equally advance devotion: So round white stones will serve, they say, As well as eggs, to make hens lay." »Butler
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"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest." »Bill Cosby
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"Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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