| "Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame." »Lydia M. Child |
| "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter" »Woody Allen |
| "I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus |
| "You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself one." »James A. Froude |
| "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." »Abraham Maslow |
| "The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail." »Abraham Maslow |
| "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." »Will Rogers |
| "If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as candle making industry threatened." »Newt Gingrich |
| "I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." »Mao Zedong |
| "I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." »James Thurber |
| "Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD" »Tommy Boy |
| "It seems to me the book has not just aesthetic values-- the charming little clothy box of the thing, the smell of the glue, even the print, which has its own beauty. But there's something about the sensation of ink on paper that is in some sense a thing, a phenomenon rather than an epiphenomenon. I can't break the association of electric trash with the computer screen. Words on the screen give the sense of being just another passing electronic wriggle." »John Updike |
| "Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract." »Robin Green |
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