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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter" »Woody Allen
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"Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame." »Lydia M. Child
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" »Woody Allen
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"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." »Erma Bombeck
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"I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus
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"You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself one." »James A. Froude
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"To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail." »Abraham Maslow
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"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one." »James A. Froude
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"Strike the ignorants with the hammer of knowledge, wherever and whenever you see them!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as candle making industry threatened." »Newt Gingrich
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"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." »Abraham Maslow
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"If a man has a weak arm, give him a heavy hammer to exceed himself!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb
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"... it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer." »Sun System & Network Admin manual
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"Some people are so weak that whenever they see a hammer, they immediately turn into a nail!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Wagner drives the nail into your head with swinging hammer blows." »P.A. Fiorentino
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." »Will Rogers
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"What can a sculptor do without the chisel and the hammer? And what can an impostor politician do without the ignorants and the uneducated?" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"hammer the iron that lies on your anvil instead of daydreaming about working silver." »Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
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"I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." »Dave Barry
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"I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." »James Thurber
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"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." »James Thurber
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"Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." »Mao Zedong
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"Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD" »Tommy Boy
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"A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equally bloody." »Arthur C. Clarke, First on the Moon, 1970
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"It seems to me the book has not just aesthetic values-- the charming little clothy box of the thing, the smell of the glue, even the print, which has its own beauty. But there's something about the sensation of ink on paper that is in some sense a thing, a phenomenon rather than an epiphenomenon. I can't break the association of electric trash with the computer screen. Words on the screen give the sense of being just another passing electronic wriggle." »John Updike
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"An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman employs many precision tools. Computer programming likewise requires sophisticated tools to cope with the complexity of real applications, and only practice with these tools will build skill in their use." »Robert L. Kruse, Data Structures and Program Design
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