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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." »Sam Levenson
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator,' we say 'lift' ... they say 'President,' we say 'stupid psychopathic git.'" »Alexis Sayle
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"Lately..... all a girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!" »Siddharth Astir
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness." »Victor Hugo
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"The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb
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"Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish
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"Reverend Brown girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." »Coming to America
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"One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky
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"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." »John Barrymore
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"A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity." »V. P. Skipper
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"You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles." »Edythe E. Bregnard
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"The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro boy or girl without a chance to prove his worth." »Mary McLeod Bethune
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"On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall
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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." »Unknown
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"Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity." »Henry Bromel
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"Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny" »Wayne's World
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"All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of an impressionable age, and she is mine for life." »Muriel Spark
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