| "leonard I've failed, Chris. I can't locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn't feel too bad about that. You know, western culture hasn't really carried the baton on folklore and mythology. The rise of Christianity put the kibosh on it--the gospel hits the number one best-seller list and everything else gets remaindered." »Barbara Hall |
| "I'm like john Wayne. I only play good guys." »Oliver L. North |
| "We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President john F Kennedy(" »Earl Warren |
| "The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by john F. Kennedy." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and john." »Fulton John Sheen |
| "I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built. (On construction of reviewing stands for inauguration of his successor john F Kennedy)" »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a john Deere." »Jim Hightower |
| "We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy Spirit moved in the beginning of creation. Through it you led the children of Israel out of their bondage in Egypt into the land of promise. In it your Son Jesus received the baptism of john and we are buried with Christ in his death. By it we share in his resurrection. Through it we are reborn by the Holy Spirit." »Book of Common Prayer |
| "Our American past always speaks to us with two voices the voice of the past, and the voice of the present. We are always asking two quite different questions. Historians reading the words of john Winthrop usually ask, What did they mean to him Citizens ask, What do they mean to us Historians are trained to seek the original meaning all of us want to know the present meaning." »Daniel J. Boorstin |
| "john johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about john you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs |
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