| "It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor." »Neil Gaiman |
| "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry." »Joe Moore |
| "If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I am the Roman emperor, and am above grammar." »Emperor Sigismund |
| "Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito" »Rush Hour |
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