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"Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother." »Ken Dodd
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"The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,... A man might divorce his wife, or a wife her husband, said Charondas, but then he or she must not marry anyone younger than the divorced mate." »Will Durant
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"CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience" »Jeffrey Vlaming
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"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." »James Gilmore Backus
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"One man's folly is another man's wife." »Helen Rowland
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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." »Sacha Guitry
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"My toughest fight was with my first wife." »Muhammad Ali
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"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." »Francis William Bourdillon
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"Caesar's wife must be above suspicion." »Gaius Julius Caesar
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." »Henny Youngman
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"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." »Euripides
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"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." »Woody Allen
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"If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee." »Anne Bradstreet
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"Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife." »Richard Willard Armour
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"Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank" »Old School
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"My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked." »Winston Churchill
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"If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." »Victor Borge
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"An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't." »Sacha Guitry
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"No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed." »Harold MacMillan
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"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits." »John Gay
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"I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother." »Artemus Ward
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"By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." »Socrates
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." »Will Rogers
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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." »Woody Allen
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"In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville
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"The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise." »Earl Wilson
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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson
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