| "Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he'll escape." »Wystan Hugh Auden |
| "Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On intellectuals)" »Mao Zedong |
| "The fact is that my native land is a prey to barbarism, that in it men's only God is their belly, that they live only for the present, and that the richer a man is the holier he is held to be." »Saint Jerome |
| "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh." »Robert Anson Heinlein |
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